I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (johnnyb1635)

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:52:18 GMT

ORIGINAL: xpect2much

Hey, I'm probably going to start taking steroids to lose weight and build muscle. Seems like a good shortcut. I know there are health effects, but from what I hear they are largely reversible. Also I believe their not as bad for adult men, as oppossed to teenagers or women. Besides, I only want to take them for a month or 2 just to get me on the right road.

I would like some advice on the best type to take and where to buy it. Tips and Techniques also much appreciated too. I've heard of stacking but I'm not sure how safe that is. thanks alot!

Best way to take a steroid is analy. The bioavailability is much greater. Also, when you get your gear, make sure you put it in the microwave(stick a needle in the top to let pressure out) and put it on high for 2 minutes, that will make all the crystals floating about in the oil to be absorbed back into the oil..
If you insist on injecting Intramuscular over anal, then make sure you bruise the area you are about to inject vigorously, that way all the blood vessels rise to the top of the skin and there is no way of hitting a vein while injecting. I suggest using a wooden meat tenderizer and beating the hell out of the area you are about to pin. When you have finished your injection, take a thumbtack and stick it in the pinhole to "plug" it up so that no gear seeps out.

Finally, if the injections are too painful, cut the injections with some crisco.

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (IBendBarbells)

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:24:47 GMT

If someone wants to do steroids they are going to do them. I am willing to bet this guy ended up doing them and saw no results. There are several people on this forum who have used them and experienced temporary gains. There is one member from over a year back who told me he had just gotten some but when he put his critique picture up after 8 weeks he had no obvious gains. "His name was will" I don't doubt he was taking them either since I know where he got them.

The fact is there is no easy way out steroids are used by professional body builders who know what they are doing already. Studies have been done on average men who don't know how to properly train or eat and they had minimal gains. Think about it like this, your not going to eat like you do as an average man and experience gains with steroids. You don't go to bed 165lbs and wake up 168 or 170, if you do you may also notice that your not going pee more frequently "because all your doing is bloating"

The thread is 3 years old and stupid people will make stupid decisions regardless of what anyone says.

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (RollingStone)

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:24:27 GMT

ORIGINAL: charleyhustle

Apparently muscletech products produce 100x the results of roids, and if stacked right can make u fly, have erections for over 4 hours, gives a 4 star crash test rating, gives rock hard abs in 6min, wins 2000 and 2004 elections, gives u esp, x-ray vision, protects aginst identity theft, plays bluray dvds, gives u an 800 credit score, and the ability to stop hunger world round.

Ive been bamboozled...hood winked...I feel violated, I want my damn $60 back, Im selling my creatine to middle school kids, im gonna tell them its Ex or something.

truth, jus take MT supps youll see way better gains

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (Hitler77)

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:49:02 GMT

thats a damn good excuse, i just didnt notice it was 3 years old, but hes right

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (charleyhustle)

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:38:51 GMT

U do realize that the thought of taking steroids has likely crossed the mind of every newb that has every graced this forum with a question that has already been answered in another thread.

So all the answers on this thread is not just help to the newb who wrote it 3 years ago, but the newb thats about to post a new thread about roids that wont after seeing this one.............congratu..mother f&cking..lations

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (Wyrms)

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:10:49 GMT

I hope you realise that this thread is 3 years old.

Congratulations.

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (Hitler77)

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:10:44 GMT

if you are seriously considering taking steroids. stop do some reasearch on the effects. National Geographic just did an hour long special on steroids and the negative effects. i have never used steroids nor will i ever use them. but i know people who do. i would look into dianabol, it is usually in pill form and is very popular because it has very little side affects. for a cutting steroid there is masteron. if i were you i would just go to gnc get on a good stack and on a good diet. just do some reasearch and rethink what you are about to do.

THIS IS WHAT THEY DO
anabolic steroids are just basic forms of testosterone. you could work out for 50 years and still not get the results you do with anabolic steroids. the normal output for a healthy male is 50-75 mg of testosterone. when you work out you muscle fibers tear which is natural. then testosterone helps repair the tears making the muscle enlarge. with the more testosterone you get the bigger the repairs are going to be. certain bodybuilders have been found taking up to 1000 times as much as the normal output of testosterone. with all of this testosterone in your body your brain can sense it and it tells your testicles to stop produceing testosterone. this causes them to shrink to less then half their normal size. once you get on anabolic steroids it is hard to get off. you will not want to. once you stop your body will have zero testosterone in it because your testicles have shutdown. it can take up to a week for them to completely start again. during this period of no testosterone your body goes into a deep depression. suicide is very common. the normal side affects for men are as follow: male pattern baldness, enlarged or swolen brest, and shrinkage of the testicles. for women the affects are as follow: male pattern baldness, facial hair, shrinkage of the breast, and enlarged clitoris

all in all i think its a bad idea. but it is your life and you can do with what you want. just be aware that you will feel the affects of steroids, maybe not immediataly but later in life. you only get one life dont **** it up.

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (charleyhustle)

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:53:05 GMT

Apparently muscletech products produce 100x the results of roids, and if stacked right can make u fly, have erections for over 4 hours, gives a 4 star crash test rating, gives rock hard abs in 6min, wins 2000 and 2004 elections, gives u esp, x-ray vision, protects aginst identity theft, plays bluray dvds, gives u an 800 credit score, and the ability to stop hunger world round.

Ive been bamboozled...hood winked...I feel violated, I want my damn $60 back, Im selling my creatine to middle school kids, im gonna tell them its Ex or something.

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (poisondart90)

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:40:57 GMT

Reserecting a thread just before it turns 3? How cruel... haha. As for IE spell checker... Firefox has it beat by leaps and bounds

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (triggamayn09)

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:27:37 GMT

you might as well chop your d!ck off because when your done there will be nothing left except a dried up piece of shredded cheese strand

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (yu138086)

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:06:46 GMT

There are many things you should be aware of when wanting take injectable anabolics. There are numerous side effects to using them especially if you are inesperienced. Heck even the experiencd users suffer from testicle shrinkage, bad breath, hair loss, and any others. www.stacklabs.com offers an alternative solution to this. Their products are as effective as the injectables yet have no side-effects. This is what makes them stand out from the rest and why they are considered "legal steroids."

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (3DAYS2GLORY)

Fri, 25 Feb 2005 19:32:00 GMT

not the best way to start a program.

Sticking with a building program, or any exercise program for that matter, takes dedication, and commitments..quite the opposite of taking short cuts to acheive gains.

Bodybuilding does NOT represent just "building muscle" it represents A LIFESTYLE.

Part of the psychological improvement that COMES from healthy gains is knowing you stuck to something difficult and rigourous and can see all of your hard work pay off.

Steroids are addictive, if anything, more so in a psychological sense.

Horrible mood swings, decreased sperm count..loads of issues, that may not seem like an issue now..but will most likely affect you down the road.

Its ok to feel like you want to speed up the process, thats natural, we'veall felt that way at one point or another..but do it the right way and your mind and body..and loved ones..will thank you later.

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (Bigmike77)

Fri, 25 Feb 2005 18:47:51 GMT

stop considering. Dumb move. Enough said.
-Mike

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (anaboliclettuce)

Fri, 25 Feb 2005 13:12:30 GMT

ORIGINAL: xpect2much

Hey, I'm probably going to start taking steroids to lose weight and build muscle. Seems like a good shortcut. I know there are health effects, but from what I hear they are largely reversible. Also I believe their not as bad for adult men, as oppossed to teenagers or women. Besides, I only want to take them for a month or 2 just to get me on the right road.

I would like some advice on the best type to take and where to buy it. Tips and Techniques also much appreciated too. I've heard of stacking but I'm not sure how safe that is. thanks alot!

You obviously sound like a newbie, but there are a few factors, how old are you how much do you weigh, your height, are you a hard gainer or an easy gainer, how long have you been lifting, what type of metabolism do you have?( if you have a slow metabo, you will add lots of fat with the muscle, unless you do a super **** load of cardio. Unless your using winstro in a steroid stack) Also don't buy **** from the loser down the street, you should only get stuff from a trused friend, and even then I would do a ****load of research. I have many sites that are in detail of this, but I do not want to cause harm to, what sounds like a kid. You should not touch the ****, til your at least 21-24. If you have it set in your mind to tkae anabolics, here are some safer, legal alternatives... steroid alternatives If your are under 18, I am going to tell your mom and I hope she smacks some sense into you!

RE: I'm strongly considering anobolic steroids (kryptoniteMan)

Fri, 25 Feb 2005 10:33:45 GMT

You shouldnt take steroids at all, but if you feel like you have to you better know what your doing and do a lot of research because its very dangerous and even though the benefits are great the consequences are far worse. You should try just working your ass off first and then taking some decent supplements and see where that gets you