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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/1/2007 4:53:53 AM
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twistedlink
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well yesterday was DAMN interesting.
I learned many things about sheffield and the thing i went to do.
1.X factor and Pop idol are fixed-trust me, i verbally over-heard that by some lovely managerial staff.
Among other singing shows, they just pick the sound they want at that given time, not the best actual singer, just the sound they put across, so if your final song isnt what the public wants, they wont let you win.
2.Northern people are DAMN ****ING RUDE.
Seriously, i have 4mm (yes i just measured) long stubble, not that curly wiry whispy white hair bum fluff ****.
Proper facial hair, all over the face, no just a chin bit like most teenagers, all round my damn face, and IM THE ONE that gets asked for ID among others aged 18 who have no facial hair and DIDNT get asked?
Even worse is when we walked into the bar, the guy just came straight up to me said "ID!" and i said "I dont have any, but im nearly 20" and he said
"well im not serving you alcohol then"
so i said
"...I wasnt going to buy alcohol..."
and then he gives me a dirty look.
i mean wtf?!
Taking into account this isnt just a bar, its a bar/restaurant, im with like 12 other friends, none of which require ID even though im the 4th oldest in that group and i do, and i show it, with my hair, and voice, and height, and general build and look.
It gets worse.
he then sends us upstairs where he wasnt serving, and everyone got served without being asked for ID-including me though i didnt buy anything.
It was just raging stupidity.
And then some...thing....came upstairs.
it was FREAKY.
6'6", side burns, 5 oclock shadow, with ****ing TITS, wearing a skirt and blouse, with a DEFINITELY gay guy.
It just looked really, really, really bad.
He had either had the worst sex job done in the history of sex jobs, or was just another tranny.
But seriously, if anyone should dress up, it should have been the littler skinnier guy.
Then on the way home one of our female friends badly needed the toilet at a service station but they were closing and were only letting people out rather than in (i managed to get i last second) and so our oldest friend there just went straight up to the security guard and just started dancing in front of him, distracting him so the girl could pass through, and it WORKED, but the security was like WTF?!?! and he said "I just wanna show you some dance moves man c'mon!" and kept dancing ROFL.
Hes a producer that guy, he might be producing mighty boosh 3!
Hes doing the trisha show too at the mo.
3.grant-have you seen the "sheffield flooding" on the news?
Yeah we were all worried we would be trapsing through 6" water or something at LEAST, we drove through a lot of housing area of sheffield-no flooding visible, we then went to the main city area, and its amazingly ****ty ghetto area that we quickly came out of-no water.
The most i saw was a ****ing puddle, and even that was steaming off from the sun.
Seriously, i swear the media exxagerate this Bullshit and film one downhill flooded area in sheffield thats collected ALL the water and then say " WHOLE OF SHEFFIELD FLOODED!"
Note how they only show the ONE clip on the news of the same area, never all around, just ONE damn clip.
Seriously they must make it up.
But, GW my arse, JULY, ITS JULY, and this place is like 10 degrees celcius!
As a kid i remember end of June and july being like 30!!!
Its getting colder and wetter, not hotter and desert like.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/1/2007 9:41:59 AM
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grantoiz
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lol. the same thing happens to me in bars, but im 18. i went into a pub in town on friday, and i go there prity regualr so they know im 18. however my mate whos small for his age and looks about 16 was with me, and the people at the bar were so damn im-polite they demanded i-d of my friend. so he got his provisional licence out, and they all preceded to stare at it for about 5 minutes before they accepted it i hate bouncers, and all bar staff in general lol
ive never been to shefield i no its near manchester, and has a prity decent uni. theres quite a bit of rain round here alot of roads are flooded, but nuffin like on the news. everythings always blown out of proportion.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/1/2007 12:42:40 PM
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twistedlink
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Bouncers are twats, theyre high on power, thats why i want to get big, just so i can go out without bouncers ****ing around with me telling me what to do, so when they get out of line, i crack one in the face and bust half his skull to powder, and throw him 10ft along the carpark, and then tell him hes a twatty cunt that isnt as big or strong as he thought, and to stop being a twat.
One bouncer decided to try and beat some 16 year old up because the 16 year old was innocently throwing chips at a girl as a laugh, (she was laughing too) he misaimed, got the bouncer, and he started shoving him around, twat.
I wish i was big back then just so i could crack him in the face and stomp on it and tell him to get his ego out his ****ing arse thinking hes all high and mighty.
even better was afterwards how some girl who "loved him" was like "yeah hes huge, hes like...6'4" and 25 stone"
Yeah, i was looking in his eye, and i was 5'10" max back then, and 25 stone?
Please, my big friend is 22 stone and 3/4 of a foot taller than this guy, and he still looks twice the size of him.
He was around 17 stone-7-8 of it fat, and im not even kidding, he had at least a 55" waist, he was just a fat ****.
i HATE bouncers, theyre corrupt as HELL.
Yeah the media does that, whats more interesting "possible flood problems, oh wait its all clear" or "THE WORLD IS GOING TO DIEEEEE!"
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I like boobs. Not like big messy boobs that pour out the bra when they are unleashed. Not small boobs either. Not fake ones either. A full C cup.
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WOW! I am honored! I am finally, FINALLY in someone's sig. Twisted of all people.
Boobs=power.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/1/2007 2:37:12 PM
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IBendBarbells
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bouncers... Yeah... the most of them are rude but that is their job... I mean they can't back down and act like a sissy of they will get walked all over.
Its funny cause most of the time im at a club all my friends are much larger then the bouncers anyways...
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Every man has his strong points.
In a party full of average fish the sharks really stand out.
With the way things are going Ill be 240 by March 2010
Short term goal - 215lbs 10% BF
New Scale weight - coming soon.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/1/2007 2:51:21 PM
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I love most bouncers I know. They're usually nice layed back guys off the clock. It's their job to look/act big. If they intimidate people, then people won't start stuff and fights won't break out as much and that makes it safer for everyone and better for business. Bartending in PACKED nightclubs in Miami I had many times when I was very happy we had good bouncers.
Oh, and the best bouncers aren't always big. Some are, but I knew these two guys who bounced for a club I cocktailed at. Girls walking around in tiny outfits can make guys act innapropriately, so we were happy to have them around. The main guy was about 5'8" 170, but he was brazilian and a black belt in jujitsu which he actually learned in brazil. Guy was sick. I saw him and his buddy forcefully escort out 6-8 6'+ football player types once. Very good at joint manipulation.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/1/2007 7:11:41 PM
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vdk_au
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Andrew, did you say your dad was like 270lbs? Just out of curiosity and silliness, if you had a fight b/w your dad and you, who do you think would win? LOL 
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/2/2007 3:22:11 AM
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twistedlink
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yeah ripped i do know one bouncer whos only 5'6" and a good 240lbs-and thats not fat, and he can just stand there and not get shoved because he weighs so damn much, he's definitely got 21"+ biceps...
I play wrestle with my dad a lot, sometimes he just quickly bends down, grabs my ankle, and swings me around with one arm, and im 164lbs right now.
The dude took on 3 guys in a chip shop who were being twats-and he didnt get hit once.
Ive seen people trying to overpower him or "get in his way" to fail miserably.
He's actually a really nice guy, he wouldnt hurt a fly as long as the fly wasnt trying to hurt him.
Thing is in his old age he doesnt quite sometimes fight back, someone in a bar (i know him, hes my age, but hes ****ING HUGE, hes 20 now 6'5" and easily 320-330lbs) decided itd be funny to take my dads chair from under him while he was sitting on it.
I dont know if it was just for fun and didnt realise itd hurt my dad (270lbs falling on your arm kinda damages it) or if it was purposefully to hurt him, but my dad didnt retaliate...
Personally i think he could have won easily, because that guy is mostly fat, though is pretty strong, but meh...
Either im damn slow in fights or the whole "putting weight on makes you slower" isnt nessecarily true for everyone, my dad is REALLY fast when we play wrestle.
Real fight-i would die LOL, but that would never happen so i shouldn't really worry.
I feel safe going past gangs of 10-12 chavs with him there, one time (hes a plasterer) we were walking by and some chavs shouted at him "go wash yourself you tramp"
He just stood there and stared them down, and they walked off
Most chavs would say "starin at you twat?!?!" and proceed to hit you.
Ive seen a lot bigger and stronger though-mostly from other members of my dads side family, like i said, as soon as i hit 30 and get that magical random 100lbs of weight on me which happens to every male member of our family when we hit 30-35 il be pwning all you guys, lets just hope DB.com is still around in 10-15 years time HAHA.
Also vdk my dads a primary reason i dont think anyone could overpower him if they were shorter or lighter, im only nearly 3" shorter than him and i weigh 110lbs lighter, he doesnt even have to walk that fast to make me stumble backwards, if i try pushing him, he just pushes me and i literally do stumble back a good 3-4ft, and hes only playing, i can tell hes only playing, in a real fight he could throw someone my weight around like a toy car.
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original:Jane
I like boobs. Not like big messy boobs that pour out the bra when they are unleashed. Not small boobs either. Not fake ones either. A full C cup.
quote:
original:Jane
WOW! I am honored! I am finally, FINALLY in someone's sig. Twisted of all people.
Boobs=power.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/2/2007 9:10:57 AM
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IBendBarbells
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30 is a long ways away... thats years and years of body building for us hehehe.. I was thinking about that too twisted... Thinking about how far I got with my serious two years of training all the other years were just wack cause I did not know what I was doing. By the time were 30 I don't see a reason why we cant be pretty freakin huge. That would almost be 10 years of training for me... That would be like what 12 - 13 years of training for you? if not more.. Most people don't start liking the way they look until they hit their 5th year of training... Most of my buddies tell me that in the gym all the time.. It makes me feel a bit better about where I have gotten so far.
**** I cant wait to see what you look like by the time your my age. Your progress level seems to be exactly where I was at when I was your age. Your frame is similar too.. When I was 20 I shrunk down to 150 - 155lbs though... So I actually think you have some weight on me if we talk about body building to age ratio. By the time your my age you should be at least 210 - 215.
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"Man.. It feels good when alot of losers are around. "
Every man has his strong points.
In a party full of average fish the sharks really stand out.
With the way things are going Ill be 240 by March 2010
Short term goal - 215lbs 10% BF
New Scale weight - coming soon.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/2/2007 10:40:37 AM
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twistedlink
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Im nearly 20 so 10 years this august lol, this is my 1st year of proper serious training since january, 4th year total, 3 crappy years lol.
I want to be 200lbs by end of 2008 at the latest, thats 35lbs in 1 1/2 years, not that much really lol.
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original:Jane
I like boobs. Not like big messy boobs that pour out the bra when they are unleashed. Not small boobs either. Not fake ones either. A full C cup.
quote:
original:Jane
WOW! I am honored! I am finally, FINALLY in someone's sig. Twisted of all people.
Boobs=power.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/3/2007 12:58:29 AM
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twistedlink
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IBB you're not the only one who managed to have an excellent bench day the other day, yesterday was odd, odd in that halfway through the workout-my arm decided to start bleeding profusely and randomly.
On a closer check i noticed something black under the skin-something big.
turned out to be a shard of metal-shiny silver metal, not black like the weights.
I have NO idea how it got there, but it wasnt in there before the gym i know that for sure!
it started bleeding a lot after i pulled it out too and didnt feel up to working out much more, despite that, my chest is DAYUM worked somehow!!
Like i said, im kicking the weight up a bit forcing my chest to get used to it, so here we goes!
143lbs x 8
143lbs x 7
132lbs x 8
132lbs x 7
dumbell preachers
14kg dumbell (30.8lbs) x 12
16kg dumbell (35.2lbs) x 10
bench (again lol)
132lbs x 9
132lbs x 5
Incline dumbell bench
22kg x 8
BLEEEED.
so yeah, i would have done another 2-3 sets on incline and done a bit of cable work planned too, but oh well, chest feels pumped etc so hell yeah!.
As soon as i can do a good solid 1-2 sets of 143lbs for 10 reps, bump the weight up to 155lbs.
these days reps were average, no special speeds of fast or slow.
Speed was similar to that bench vid i made with 132lbs x 7
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original:Jane
I like boobs. Not like big messy boobs that pour out the bra when they are unleashed. Not small boobs either. Not fake ones either. A full C cup.
quote:
original:Jane
WOW! I am honored! I am finally, FINALLY in someone's sig. Twisted of all people.
Boobs=power.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/3/2007 1:26:21 AM
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twistedlink
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BTW for anyone interested, since taking creatine (and this is rather funny) i have managed to become leaner, and im not looking puffy or crappy at all.
Seriously 1 dose a day is a damn good setup for creatine.
Only problem yesterday was i managed to coincidentally pretty much scoop up 20 grams of pure creatine with the sugar, i saw it floating at the bottom, and it tasted less sugary than ever, its usually a blend roughly of 5.25 grams creatine with 38 grams sugar, this was easily half and half
Lifted well yesterday though, and leanness is showing through, you can actually see my abs without tensing now haha!
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original:Jane
I like boobs. Not like big messy boobs that pour out the bra when they are unleashed. Not small boobs either. Not fake ones either. A full C cup.
quote:
original:Jane
WOW! I am honored! I am finally, FINALLY in someone's sig. Twisted of all people.
Boobs=power.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/3/2007 4:11:00 AM
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That's good news! I unfortunately didn't get effects from my creatine, recently I just sold the rest of my creatine left to my friend.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/3/2007 4:17:16 AM
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twistedlink
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Yeah i used to be the same, i just used to bloat and didnt get much from it, but this batch was cheap and thought id try it out again, and its worked, though im not gonna rely on it, after the 2 month cycle il go no supps for a good 4-6 months or until i feel the need to use it again, il hopefully have used all my weightgainer by then too.....
I so hope im on 143lbs for 10 reps this friday, i probably wont be, but my chest is unusually sore considering the set amount i did is 2/3 what i usually do and i dont usually get sore from the full workout-let alone 2/3....And im now 2 weeks into it since that exam break....so i shouldnt be getting this sore anymore, i didnt friday/saturday morning after.
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original:Jane
I like boobs. Not like big messy boobs that pour out the bra when they are unleashed. Not small boobs either. Not fake ones either. A full C cup.
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original:Jane
WOW! I am honored! I am finally, FINALLY in someone's sig. Twisted of all people.
Boobs=power.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/3/2007 8:00:44 AM
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IBendBarbells
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ORIGINAL: twistedlink
IBB you're not the only one who managed to have an excellent bench day the other day, yesterday was odd, odd in that halfway through the workout-my arm decided to start bleeding profusely and randomly.
On a closer check i noticed something black under the skin-something big.
turned out to be a shard of metal-shiny silver metal, not black like the weights.
I have NO idea how it got there, but it wasnt in there before the gym i know that for sure!
it started bleeding a lot after i pulled it out too and didnt feel up to working out much more, despite that, my chest is DAYUM worked somehow!!
Like i said, im kicking the weight up a bit forcing my chest to get used to it, so here we goes!
143lbs x 8
143lbs x 7
132lbs x 8
132lbs x 7
dumbell preachers
14kg dumbell (30.8lbs) x 12
16kg dumbell (35.2lbs) x 10
bench (again lol)
132lbs x 9
132lbs x 5
Incline dumbell bench
22kg x 8
BLEEEED.
so yeah, i would have done another 2-3 sets on incline and done a bit of cable work planned too, but oh well, chest feels pumped etc so hell yeah!.
As soon as i can do a good solid 1-2 sets of 143lbs for 10 reps, bump the weight up to 155lbs.
these days reps were average, no special speeds of fast or slow.
Speed was similar to that bench vid i made with 132lbs x 7
Nice dude! You should try out my new routine...
10
8
6
4
For the reps.
Close
Mid
Wide
For the grips
outside
inside
reverse
For the lats
I noticed changing up the grip and position on everything shocks your body it does not know what the hell to do because it can't get use to anything. Its a theory I actually got from jack rollane I think his name is? The old time body builder who still looked Incredible from his 50's to 70's Even in his even later years.. He actually came up with alot of the advice that is spread around today. I don't know much about the guy but his theories are freaking awsome. He talks about breaking down muscle groups shocking the body etc.. all kinds of stuff. I only just started using his techniques 2 weeks ago.
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--Ninja spy of the Emancipation Detoxification.--
"Man.. It feels good when alot of losers are around. "
Every man has his strong points.
In a party full of average fish the sharks really stand out.
With the way things are going Ill be 240 by March 2010
Short term goal - 215lbs 10% BF
New Scale weight - coming soon.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/3/2007 1:42:10 PM
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twistedlink
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Yeah I'll try that out il keep going with whats working now, but once its done with (2-3 weeks most likely) il try that out, im up for trying anything out right now lol dont make too much innuendo.
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original:Jane
I like boobs. Not like big messy boobs that pour out the bra when they are unleashed. Not small boobs either. Not fake ones either. A full C cup.
quote:
original:Jane
WOW! I am honored! I am finally, FINALLY in someone's sig. Twisted of all people.
Boobs=power.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/3/2007 1:47:48 PM
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IBendBarbells
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lol you got to try it out your my prodigy. Remember lol..
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--Ninja spy of the Emancipation Detoxification.--
"Man.. It feels good when alot of losers are around. "
Every man has his strong points.
In a party full of average fish the sharks really stand out.
With the way things are going Ill be 240 by March 2010
Short term goal - 215lbs 10% BF
New Scale weight - coming soon.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/3/2007 3:15:37 PM
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twistedlink
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hehe, got a great pic, ive seriously leaned up, this creatine cycle has just shed fat off me like no other, and my cals and carbs have INCREASED.
seriously my metabolism rules, the more i throw at it the faster it gets!
pic coming up!
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original:Jane
I like boobs. Not like big messy boobs that pour out the bra when they are unleashed. Not small boobs either. Not fake ones either. A full C cup.
quote:
original:Jane
WOW! I am honored! I am finally, FINALLY in someone's sig. Twisted of all people.
Boobs=power.
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RE: The first and last successful weight gain journal - 7/3/2007 3:30:40 PM
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Nice dude! You should try out my new routine...
10
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For the reps.
Close
Mid
Wide
For the grips quote:
thats pretty much the way i do it but close grip i do on arm day.
lookin awesome twisted keep it up man. uve come a long way bro lookin thick. also id say id join in the like to see where im at when im 30 but thats only 4 months away lol. you keep doing what your doing and youll be huge by the time ur 30
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