One nice thing about UPS is if you don't like the driver (or their service), you can call their local office and tell them what you'd like done differently. If you're upset he left your package on the front door when he should have hidden it, call their office.
Man, from your description, it seems like we have a completely different UPS here in New Mexico than you have.
My most recent trouble with them came when an order shipped a bit late for me, and was scheduled to arrive when I was going to be out of town, so I call up UPS to have them hold the packages for four days until I get back into town (I don't want their bright yellow tags on my door for four days advertising I'm not home). When the lady on the phone picks up, I tell her I want them to hold my package. She asks if they have made a delivery attempt yet, and I tell her no, they won't be here until Monday (it was Saturday), but I won't be available to get the package. She tells me they can't hold the package until they make at least one delivery attempt... WTF? Why not? (I never did get an answer to that one). She keeps telling me that I'll have to call back on Monday, after they make a delivery attempt -- I was too confused at that point to argue, so I agree to call on Monday.
So I wait until Monday, and I check online to see if a delivery attempt has been made, according to their tracking page, one has. So again I call UPS asking to have them hold the package -- again, the lady on the phone asks if a delivery attempt has been made. I tell her that's what the tracking page says (don't they have a computer to look this crap up on their own), and she asks me if they left a note on the door. I tell her that I don't know, because I am 500 miles away from my door and checking is a bit difficult. Apparently having a hard time understanding what "out of town" means, it takes me five minutes to finally get her to understand the situation, and she (somewhat grudgingly) agrees to hold my package. I ask her if they could ask the driver to take the note he left off of the door, and she acts like I asked her if it was possible to shove her head through the telephone... Not wanting to explain again what "out of town" means, and dreading even more what "advertising a vacant house" means, I just gave up and hung up. So Thursday night I get home, expecting to call UPS and tell them to deliver the package the next day, but what do I see? Three bright yellow notices tacked to my door, the third one telling me that they left the package with the neighbors.
And that's just the most recent trouble I've had with UPS. From my end, UPS is the worst shipping company I've
ever had to deal with.
I understand your reasons for not offering USPS, and I guess that's just too bad for me. Because it's not just the shipping price -- hell, I'd pay
more for Priority Mail shipping. Unlike UPS, I've never had a problem with the USPS, plus they deliver about twice as fast as UPS, they deliver on Saturdays (for no extra charge), and if I'm not home, they put the package in my mail locker so I get the package when I get home, not on the next day.