Ok take some meat and dehydrate (beef Jerky)  just some low grade cheap meat you find at your local supermarket is fine.  Put this in a food processor and mix it up real good until it's like in tiny tiny pieces.
 
 
 
 
 You'll need some of this
 
 
 
 

Jayman...I worry about you...have you thought about the shelf life of this artificial chocolate surprise?
 
At least it is rich in creatine!
 
Have you done this?

LOL   It was a joke of course!  In a silly mood tonight.

Just wanted to be sure we didn't lose a member!!!
 

I will stick with mine, you can drink yours...

LOL!

Chocolate-flavored-beef-flavored-chocolate? Mixed with milk, I'm guessing? Sign me up!
BBLLEEAAARRRGGHHH!!!

I think it is freaking hilarious!  I don't know why I just do.  Maybe I have a weird sense of humor.  I can just imagine the look on the members faces when they first see it. LOL

Have you tried blending raw lean beef with milk and chocolate and a little ice...in a food processor...

you go from helium creatine to beef shakes, ur a funny guy

Wish I could make home made beef jerky.

It wouldn't be as bad dehydrated though.   It would be nasty I am sure.  I wonder if it would work though for your protein needs?? LOL

It works...I did it many decades ago.
 
Nasty as hell but one of my lifting partners was telling me to eat the raw meat.
 
I loved making smoothies...So I though I would try to make it edible.
 
You wonder why there is no chocolate beef jerky?
What with salt and chocolate going so well together!

Damn I thought I was onto something here.  I could of made ON 100% Whey obsolete.  LOL

you couldve made creatine powder obselete too, lol

I bet I could!  HA HA HA HA..  LOL

I used to make my own beef jerky- They sell food dehydrators at Campmor, which is just in Jersey, Steve- I'm sure if you checked around, you'd find something closer, or you could always order one online. Only thing that sucks about them, especially in this weather, is the amount of heat they put out.
I used to dehydrate most of my food for adventure racing trips that lasted more than a day or two. Cuts down on tons of weight to carry around, and you just filter some water from a nearby stream or other water source- Before you know it, rehydrated instant home cooked meal, out in the middle of nowhere. I've even dehydrated pasta sauce- Turns into the same consistency as a fruit rollup, more or less- But not nearly as tasty as one. I've had to eat that crap on the run sometimes, no time to re-hydrate it.