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kris142
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Help quick! - Friday, July 11, 2008 9:58 AM
My mom is now threatening to take me to a Psychologist and maby a Neutritionist if I don't gain weight. I'm trying as hard as I can to gain healthy weight but I havn't gained weight even though I'm eating 3x as much as I did 2 weeks ago.

Can anyone help me?

Are weight gainers healthy because I would much rather take that then go to Psychologist:o

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RE: Help quick! - Friday, July 11, 2008 10:40 AM
what your tryin to say is your not gonna help this kid by being sarcastic..so why even make a smartass comment if its just a waste of everybody's time.

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RE: Help quick! - Friday, July 11, 2008 12:41 PM


ORIGINAL: deadlysuperstar


ORIGINAL: kris142

My mom is now threatening to take me to a Psychologist and maby a Neutritionist if I don't gain weight. I'm trying as hard as I can to gain healthy weight but I havn't gained weight even though I'm eating 3x as much as I did 2 weeks ago.

Can anyone help me?

Are weight gainers healthy because I would much rather take that then go to Psychologist:o


Maybe she wants to take you to a psychologist because you are suffering from delusions of her threatening to take you to a nutritionist if you don't gain weight.

I reccommend at minimum, 20mg of Zyprexa® (Olanzapine):




...daily to stabilize your mood. This will cause you to gain weight at an alarming rate. Trust me, I'm on that shxt right now and one handful of cheez-its would put 2 pounds of fat on me. I'm actually the only mental health out-patient I know who takes Zyprexa and doesn't look like the Michelin® man.

If that doesn't work, I suggest Seroquel® and Lithium.

What I'm trying to say is... this thread is a healthy dose of...

EPIC FAIL.


At least this one was funny.

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RE: Help quick! - Friday, July 11, 2008 12:46 PM

ORIGINAL: kris142

My mom is now threatening to take me to a Psychologist and maby a Neutritionist if I don't gain weight. I'm trying as hard as I can to gain healthy weight but I havn't gained weight even though I'm eating 3x as much as I did 2 weeks ago.

Can anyone help me?

Are weight gainers healthy because I would much rather take that then go to Psychologist:o

 
I dont get it. Explain.

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RE: Help quick! - Friday, July 11, 2008 1:10 PM
uh eat more?  yeah thats sounds about right.

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RE: Help quick! - Friday, July 11, 2008 7:18 PM

ORIGINAL: deadlysuperstar


ORIGINAL: DZL

what your tryin to say is your not gonna help this kid by being sarcastic..so why even make a smartass comment if its just a waste of everybody's time.


http://www.discussbodybuilding.com/5_reasons_why_NOBODY_replies_to_your_posts/m_165854/tm.htm
I'd say pay attention to reasons 1, 3, 4, & 5.

That's why.


lmfao

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RE: Help quick! - Friday, July 11, 2008 8:15 PM
what a joke of a thred, I suggest you eat more man and if your really having trouble gaining weight that bad try putting on slopey weight if worst comes to worst