JMBS
Veg, you're right (as usual damnit). ;)
But let me ask you: How much time do you put into planning, preparing, and eating the natural food. I'm finding it hard to muster up the patience to do that. If someone (perhaps you) could give me some tips on how to eat clean without a lot of effort, I'm all ears. I think a lot of people aren't as disciplined as you are at it. I'm certainly not. I respect you for it. It pisses me off that you can do it and I can't. I guess I'm just a lazy f***. If I could cook and store a bunch of good food that I could just grab out of the fridge or freezer, I'd be golden. How can I make that happen?
Don't be too hard on yourself, dude. It's only rocket surgery and brain science if you make it so -and trust me, I know the temptation is very strong; I wasted a LOT of time trying to make things complicated with exact caloric ratio tracking and meal planning spreadsheets. At the end of the day all the theories and high tech tools for tracking calories won't put an ounce of muscle on you if you can't make it flow with the rhythms of your daily existence.
That's why I don't bother with the details anymore -at least,
not when I'm bulking. I'm sure when it comes time to carve it all up and get shreddified, my tune will change significantly, but for right now, this house needs rough hewn timber and ten inch spikes, not crown molding and a brad nailer, if you catch my drift.
My dietary philosophy for bulking, as I explained it in an PM recently to someone else, is simple, and threefold (there's room for details, don't worry):
1. Eat mostly clean, unprocessed, whole foods
2. Try to get at least a pound of food at every meal
3. Eat every 3 to 4 hours
That's it. No fitday.com minute-by-minute tracking. No BMR measurements and forecasting caloric surpluses. Just EAT.
I believe this strategy is what we call, in the vernacular, a "dirty bulk". Now don't get me wrong -I'm not advocating that anyone wishing to pack on mass should throw caution to the wind and IGNORE calroies. That would be truly boneheaded. That's where the details fit into item #1.
The beautiful thing about "meal planning" (if we have to call it that) is that you only have to do it once. Sit down with your favorite foods and figure out how to hit the fat/carb/protein calorie ratios that suit your goals for bulking, and then
eat a truckload of it. It's that simple, really. Example: organic peanut butter on whole grain bread with honey and bananas. Calorically dense, satisfying, and compact. Tweak the macronutrient ratios by adjusting the amount of each ingredient. Not enough net calories in one? Make two. The point is,
once the ratios are established, VOLUME takes care of the rest.
I try to make everything else an "intuitive" decision -you know, play it by ear. For example, I know that the greatest release of growth hormone occurs within an hour or two of falling asleep, and I know that excessive carbohydrates interfere with growth hormone release. Ergo, low to no carbs in my last meal of the day. How to compensate for the lost calories? Increase the fat and protein.
As to finding the time to prepare all this food, I won't lie to you. I eat out a lot. I have a handful of favorite restaurants that offer healthy vegetarian options, and I eat them constantly. I know -one of the luxuries of being single. But
the concept is the same no matter who prepares the food: design ten to fifteen easy dishes and eat them until they come out your ears. When you get good and sick of those dishes, THEN sit down and think up some new ones.
Stir-fry is your friend. You can control exactly how much healthy fat, carbs and protein are getting into the mix, and the seemingly infinite variety of sauces and spices can multiply the options exponentially. Whole wheat noodles, tofu, fresh veggies (zucchini, yellow squash, broccoli, ****ake mushrooms, red and yellow peppers), and peanut oil in a wok. Throw in teryaki sauce, you have Japanese. Black bean sauce, you have Chinese. With the basic macronutrients in the right ratios, you can disguise it in any flavor you want. And remember, you don't have to actually COOK everything in advance and portion it out for the week -I find that often leads to thrown-out leftovers, cause I usually overestimate how enthused I will be about eating the same thing three days in a row. Instead, portion out the RAW INGREDIENTS for a week, and leave the final prep open to last-minute tweaks.