If I roll my eyes any harder, I'll give myself a headache, LOL.
Don't worry, NextBigThing, I don't take offense

, but old misconceptions die hard, apparently.
As I pointed out in my blog, I'm not a toothpick because of my vegetarianism -I'm a toothpick because I spent my childhood drawing pictures and picking my nose when I should have been out playnig sports with other kids my age, ha ha ha. I also lay a big part of the blame on my parents, thanks to their lousy genes.
No one in four generations of my family has
ever had greater than 15" biceps (except my cousin Sal, and that wasn't muscle

). Even my carnivorous brother -who is arguably the only other person in my family who has ever lifted seriously- never managed to get his guns above 15".
I plan to be the first.
Don't think for one second that I don't know what it would take to get these guns freaky huge -I'm talking Olympia huge- and TwistedLink is dead on the dollars there -it has more to do with what kind of pharmaceuticals I'd be willing to inject than where my protein comes from. That's true for anyone who starts out with 11" guns, I don't care what their diet is made of.