What a day, what a day.
I spent 6 hours in a cell and shouldn't have been arrested in the first place.
I'm walking home from the town center when a police car with 2 cops pulls up along side me and they ask to speak to me. I oblige.
They say "you've been seen acting suspiciously in town, so would you like to come and sit in the back of the car and we'll take your details please."
I ask, "well what do you mean by suspciously?"
"Sit in the back of the car and we'll discuss it further"
"I'm not sitting in the back until you tell me what the problem is"
"Give us your details and sit in the back or we'll have to arrest you"
"You haven't told me whether I'm accused of anything and until you do so I should not have to sit in the back of your car or give you my details"
At this point they lunged for me. I now have one on either arm trying to twist them behind my back whilst I am repeatedly asking "tell me what you mean acting suspiciously". Eventually they tell me "in a shop". I ask what shop. They say "boots".
I had been into boots (a beauty/skincare/bathroom product shop) and bought some shower gel - not acting any different from any other customer I might add (can only put 'suspiciously' down to my attire - a hoodie(hood down) and some tracksuit bottoms). I said to the 'officers' (I use that term loosely) the item I have bought along with the receipt is in a bag in my front pocket, and I shook my front pocket making the bag rustle, and told them to have a look. They ignored me.
Now one of them had put a cuff on one of my arm and was twisting it trying to get me to put my arm behind my back. I said "you're going to break my wrist", to which he replied "I will break it in a minute".
The link was getting increasingly tight and was getting extremely painful so I said I would put both hands together if he loosened the link. I did so and then got into the back of their vehicle.
Two more officers pulled up and they pulled me out of the car and did a search. I had 3 seperate documents on me all containing my name aswell as the item I had previously stated I had purchased along with receipt. They continued to ask my name despite having 3 seperate documents with it on, aswell as asking my birth date. At this point they still hadn't stated why I was cuffed or why I was being searched so I felt no obligation to answer anything and told them so.
They then pushed me back into the car, and as I'm half way in with my hands still behind my back, one of them does a sharp knee into the side of my leg. I returned it with a kick into his leg at which point they claimed "you're being arrested for assaulting an officer". This was the first and only time they had stated I was under arrest during the incident.
Anyway, I was taken to the local station where they filled in a few forms and their colleagues seemed to think the whole incident was hilarious. The one who kneed me stated he was within his power to do so in the means he did, and minutes later changed this to "I don't know what you're talking about". The other claimed "we were very leniant, we could have gassed you". To which I informed him he would have illegally done so as I was resisting, not posing a threat or endangering them in any way (I made sure I did nothing more than protest and resist as I did not want to be charged with assault).
I was then transported to a town 25 minutes away where the cells are. On the way the van stopped to pick up a pole who didn't speak any english and had just stolen 40 dvds from asda >_>
After a long wait in the cell (3 hours). My solicitor was ready and I went and spoke to him. He said he had already spoken to the investigating officer and they had agreed that excessive means had been used and the correct procedure was not followed by the police. I then did an interview where I learned the second officer had also now made an accusation of me attacking him. After the interview I was again left to talk to my solicitor about what I was going to do. He said I had two choices.
I either admit what I did was wrong (kicking the officer) and accept a caution, which will give me a record and I can leave in 15 minutes - this he recommended.
Or I can decide to fight the allegation which will almost definitely have it taken to trial, and likelyhood of me being convicted of assaulting an officer would be 70/30 in favor of a conviction due to it being my word against 2 officers - this he strongly advised against.
Being me, I could not have admitted I was in the wrong, as I strongly believe my actions were wholly justified, and so decided that I would fight the allegation. Back in the cell for another 3 hours whilst all statements were sent to the crown prosecution service to determine if it would go to trial (something my solicitor had said was a near guarantee).
Eventually I'm informed that the CPS had decided not to take the matter further. I put this down to the fact that they felt they were on rocky ground knowing the officers didn't follow correct procedures and knowing the fact that taking it further would cause questions to be asked into the officers conduct. I got processed and then released. Tbh the whole thing was total BS and shows just how much the police fails.
The fact that they hadn't stated they were arresting me, hadn't told me why they were cuffing me and hadn't told me what I was accused of, meant everything they did was unlawfully carried out.
Basically because it got taken no further and I didn't accept a caution, I have no record, no caution, no conviction. Had I taken the solicitors advice I would have a record with a caution. If it had got taken to court I would have requested the shop cctv because I would love to see this 'suspicious'.
I had earlier refused to be processed. Meaning I would not give my DNA or fingerprints, and was told if I refused they would force me, to which I said "then they'll have to force me". I'm not a criminal, and I shouldn't have to give my DNA or prints, certainly when I'm not convicted. However I did reluctantly agree to give them as I felt I had a strong case and if the matter were to go to court I didn't want it to be tinted by an obstruction or second assault charge which would likely happen during their 'forcefulness'. I now know however, that the case has been rejected, so am speaking to my solicitor tomorrow to get those prints and DNA destroyed.
One funny bit of the day was during the car ride I said to the officer, "you must be real proud of yourself, get a few C grades in school and then you can train to catch law abiding citizens like me".
He replied, "It pays more than you earn".
I said, "Don't worry I'll be earning more than you".
Him thinking he's being smart said, "like what? 45 quid a week?"
To which I replied, "Why, do you get 30?"
His face was like OMG I JUST GOT PWNED.
Basically 2 officers that were bored or wanted to meet their target number of arrests. One even stated, "I've had my adrenaline fix for the day".
Pathetic fail force.
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