Well sports fans, the time has come! No more stalling. No more slacking off. No more excuses. It's time for the ol' Veggilante to get his skinny ass back in the gym and stop being such a slacker douchebag! And to commemorate my latest foray into the pain game, I'm officially launching
The Definitive Veggeep CMP Thread. Those of you who remember my last go-around may recall that I like to take my "Before & After" posts to a new level of uber-dork graphic design. Well buckle up, compadres, 'cause I've go a wild hair up my butt again, and I have a feeling this bulking phase is gonna blow the llama's ass straight to Mars! BOO YAAHH!! I'm stoked! You stoked?
Like most people, I'll be posting updates to this thread on a periodic basis. However, to keep things nice and tidy (and save you a ton of scrolling), I'm going to post ALL the relevant images, stats, and analysis RIGHT HERE in this entry. That means come June 28, 2008 (if all goes according to my diabolical plan), I will upload a new progress pic to my web hosting space, and this page will update just by you opening it, MWAH HA HA HA HA

I haven't designed them yet, but I'll also be posting some new graphs with my current body-weight/body fat progress.
So let's get down to business, shall we?
MARCH 23, 2008 - 146 Lbs (7.21% body fat) "VEG!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!" you say.
"You were on your way, man! You made it all the way to 164 Lbs! You were looking jacked! What gives?!" you ask. What the hell indeed! Let's just say I went and did the one thing I'm always admonishing everyone else NOT to do: February 2007, I got complacent. I let the petty distractions of life interfere with my journey, and took my eye off the goal just long enough for the cancer of procrastination to take root. I took a month off. A month turned into two, which turned into
thirteen. I let my diet slip, and went back to skipping meals and grabbing worthless breakfasts on my way to work. Friends, I have paid the price for my lack of motivation.
Altogether, I gave back almost
twenty pounds of muscle, and my hydration has never been worse. I'm tired and cranky all the time, I have trouble waking up in the morning, and my skin is a wreck (thanks a LOT, Old Man Winter!). I suppose I should be grateful I didn't slip all the way back to the 134 pounds I started from, but that's no consolation when you realize that if I hadn't flaked out last year -if I had
stuck with it- I would probably be north of 180 pounds right now

Oh well. No point crying over spilled whey. Atrophy may be a b1tch, but so is muscle memory, know'm sayin'?
[sm=update.gif] Graphs, graphs, and more graphs! [sm=update.gif]
Oh yes, sports fans. I take my geeking very seriously indeed! Let it never be said that I don't know exactly where I am in my journey. Not much to look at today, but check in often, and I promise to keep this interesting
As you can see, I take goal-setting pretty literally. I've been doing this long enough that I've actually determined exactly how much progress I'm capable of during a bulking phase, and that allows me to set challenging, but realistic goals. At the end of this six month phase, what I should end up with are a collection of measured improvements -in this case, a percent increase in circumference for all my key improvement areas. In my tracker spreadsheet application, this graph is like my own personal dashboard. It shows me at a glance where my current progress on each body part is, relative to the goal. So if I know I'm half-way through the phase, and only one-quarter of the way up a certain column, I know I'm falling behind in that area.

It occurred to me, after years of meticulously tracking gross body weight and body fat percentage, that you can illustrate the relationship quite effectively just by stacking the two values on an area graph. In case it isn't self-explanatory enough, what you're looking at here is my lean mass, plotted in solid light blue, with my body fat mass stacked on top of it (just like in real life, no?) in an appropriate shade of lipid yellow

The top of the stack, obviously, is my gross body weight, and the dashed line (as in all the following graphs) represents my goal trajectory.
You may have noticed that I didn't plan for any significant body fat increase in my goal trajectory. That is deliberate. Naturally, I expect to pick up a little fat along the way, but I typically do a clean bulk, cause I don't believe in taking three steps forward just to take two steps back.
Here (as well as on the Forearms and Thighs graphs), I am averaging the circumference of both arms and representing both the relaxed and flexed state. It's quite one thing to always quote your flexed measurements (which a lot of people shamelessly take right after a workout, when they're pumped... tsk, tsk), but another thing entirely to track your relaxed state as well. After all, this is how almost everyone else in your daily existence sees you. And, like most people, I rather enjoy the fact that when I'm in the thick of a bulking phase, the gap between relaxed and flexed measurements shrinks, and you spend more of your waking hours looking like you just strolled out of the gym
Finally, calves. Like 99% of the rest of the bodybuilding community, my calves don't respond to sh1t. So I'm not expecting great things there. I went ahead and set an improvement goal anyway.
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