Nothing but a Tomato

EDIT: If you don't want to puke up the protein shake you probably just drank after getting home from the gym don't keep reading.



Haha, I read you should make the title name of threads interesting to catch peoples eyes.
Anyway, I have a pilonidal cyst, not sure how many of you know what it is but its a cyst that is on the crack of your ass, yes, the crack of your ass.
I had always been scared of squatting/deadlifting when I first started working out, then used my cyst as a excuse for months not to squat or deadlift then one day I decided to man it up and go for it and damn, do I not regret it at ALL.

After heavy Squats/Deadlifts the cyst on my crack WHICH has been lanced, but isn't healing =\ Fills up with puss and becomes hard and when I get home I usually have to squeeze it and drain the puss/blood out of it, it's not a big deal I don't mind it but I'm curious how many other people have Pilonidal Cysts here?

Also, I called it 'Nothing but a Tomatoe' because one day in football practice when I was wearing our practice pants (which are pure white) I got speared directly onto my crack and it looked like I sat on a tomato. Isn't that beautiful?

Ooo tell me more about this ball of puss on the crack of your ass.

Glad to see you starting squatting and deadlifting though.

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Haha /sarcasm off.
Yeah I really wish I started earlier, I could easily be pushing 400 imo by now, when I first started doing them my one rep max was 245 on both, nothing special but decent.

Speaking of things that might be out of taste for this site - does anyone have any recommendations on supplements to shoot like a porn star?
 
Have tried longitude, volume pills, maximum pills, and extra cum. Longitude worked well but they went out of business for overcharging on shipping or some bs.
 
Thanks

You've only posted 3 times, I don't think you know what is out of place for this site.

Might be the wrong section, but I just want to know who else here has a pilonidal cyst, if you didn't know what it was it was your choice to keep reading on WHAT it was. I haven't met anyone who lifts weights with a pilonidal cyst.

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ouch those cysts sound bad, good job on still lifting heavy though!

at least the story had some reference to lifting.

in regards to "shooting like a pornstar" i have no idea and i wouldnt have thought the supplements section of this website would offer any answer either.

i thought the cyst thing was bad but the shooting like a pornstar thing just topped it off

Aren't we just a bunch of dudes trying to improve our selves and get the ladies wanting more?

No. I want to move big weight. The ladies are just a bonus.

well there is an herb that helps the man in that area of the field. its called tongkat ali

Really eh? Thanks a lot I'm going to look that up :) to NothinButAPeanut it's not that noticeable, only when I fall on my ass (because it pops... which obviously is a LOT more violent then when I squeeze it out) and it feels like a pinching sting feeling, like getting a needle.

 I've grown so accustomed to having this cyst and I'm probably going to have it forever unless I take a operation where they cut a CHUNK out of me that takes the cyst cavity along with it, but it takes years to fully heal, there are alternatives but I haven't found a doctor in my area willing to perform them because they all claim 'they don't really work out'. (I have looked it up, it 'really does work out' for most people depending on the genetics (i.e. it's at the bottom of the spine if your spine is longer it will be lower, but I have a semi high end spine).

that is ****ing sick

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thats ****ing disgusting. i wish i never opened the thread! :)

Bench Press Max - 170kg @ 100kg
Squat Max - 220kg @100kg
Deadlift Max - 275kg @100kg

Weight - 90kg

Haha, I suppose I'll put a warning.

Okay I puked...

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