I just realized I'm one lucky dude (and alittle bit crazy)
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I just realized I'm one lucky dude (and alittle bit crazy) - 5/10/2008 2:16:44 AM
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modagg
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So its four in the morning and I cant sleep and Boyz n the Hood was on my dvr so I watched it. Got to the part when Laurence fishborn starts yelling at cuba gooding jr about not wearing a condom and I got to thinking; I have never used a rubber, ever. I have been having sex on and off for over six years now and I was trying to remember when I slapped on a jimmy hat. I mean I had to have used one somewhere along the way but nope and i have never been in a long term relationship so its not like a chuck of 4 years is missing.
In my younger days I remember doing some crazy things, situations where the most risky of men wrap it up (once i screwed a chick that went and blow 6 guys the day after having sex with me; all at once). I joke with my friends that foreplay is to check for diseases (if it smells like wheat, i dont eat) and that nothing turns a chick on more then asking her exactly how many days ago was your last period. But I'm damn lucky, not knocked a chick up (that i know of) and never picked up a std; not even bacterial ones but I was once accused of causing a uti.
I realize how stupid i am but has anyone else done something totally dumb like this? Driven drunk every weekend for the last 2 years, hung around the ghetto for the fun of it, went to a kkk rally in the desert location despite being black. I wanna hear some str8 up stupidness.
for the lazy: I'm stupid and have never used a condom, what is the stupidest things you have ever done/still do?
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RE: I just realized I'm one lucky dude (and alittle bit... - 5/10/2008 2:19:59 AM
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A: You're an idiot.
B: Get tested.
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RE: I just realized I'm one lucky dude (and alittle bit... - 5/10/2008 2:31:50 AM
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modagg
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I got checked last month and now that i think of it, I did use a condom when i picked up that hoodrat at the gas station. I asked if she wanted to go to a party, we went, and then crashed at my boys apartment who was basically living with his gf at the time. I remember searching thru his crap to find a condom and I seriously thought she was going to ask for money when I dropped her off at her house the next day. After I took her home I went straight to an urgent care. btw she had walked to the gas station, in a bikini top.
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RE: I just realized I'm one lucky dude (and alittle bit... - 5/10/2008 10:12:50 AM
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I got checked last month and now that i think of it, I did use a condom when i picked up that hoodrat at the gas station. I asked if she wanted to go to a party, we went, and then crashed at my boys apartment who was basically living with his gf at the time. I remember searching thru his crap to find a condom and I seriously thought she was going to ask for money when I dropped her off at her house the next day. After I took her home I went straight to an urgent care. btw she had walked to the gas station, in a bikini top.
That's so grimy.
Kind of awesome at the same time though.
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