I'm no chef, but I can whip up just about anything. I prefer to live on chicken + olive oil + seasonings, boiled eggs, fruits and vegetables, etc, but I am also known to eat some of the most absolute crap food. I can cook a sugar loaded pound cake, seasoned chicken salads, fruit-nut-berry-vege salads, etc.
If I need to cook an exotic dish then I look it up and cook it... ^_^, still need to learn how to make deviled eggs, etc.
I can cook Macaroni so bad that it will back you up for a week, or I can cook it and bake it so well that you eat half the dish and rack up a few thousand calories in one sitting, depends on how much I like you and if I'm feeling cruel that day.
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My cooking may be flawed, I feel sick, its not the first time, sometimes I think I get bad chicken or eggs and I come down with some minor food poisoning. I asked my mum if she was feeling iffy, I think I cooked up some bad eggs/beef/cheese. Not too bad but enough to knock one around a little bit.
<message edited by thunderblood on Thursday, June 04, 2009 8:00 PM>