ORIGINAL: deadlysuperstar
ORIGINAL: kris142
My mom is now threatening to take me to a Psychologist and maby a Neutritionist if I don't gain weight. I'm trying as hard as I can to gain healthy weight but I havn't gained weight even though I'm eating 3x as much as I did 2 weeks ago.
Can anyone help me?
Are weight gainers healthy because I would much rather take that then go to Psychologist:o
Maybe she wants to take you to a psychologist because you are suffering from delusions of her threatening to take you to a nutritionist if you don't gain weight.
I reccommend at minimum, 20mg of Zyprexa® (Olanzapine):
...daily to stabilize your mood. This will cause you to gain weight at an alarming rate. Trust me, I'm on that shxt right now and one handful of cheez-its would put 2 pounds of fat on me. I'm actually the only mental health out-patient I know who takes Zyprexa and doesn't look like the Michelin® man.
If that doesn't work, I suggest Seroquel® and Lithium.
What I'm trying to say is... this thread is a healthy dose of...
EPIC FAIL.
At least this one was funny.