Don't Be That Guy Weight Room Edition

While being in the hospital and only can surf online i saw this video... nicely done and seen everything done in my gym... i hate the machine lurker lmao...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCj8Yr290tE

Oh yeah I have totally seen the sweaty guy. Gets off the bench and just a pool of sweat. There is one guy I remember at this gym I used to go to that dripped sweat from him like buckets of water pouring out of him and used no towel. Disgusting! The bench would be literally soaked.

The problem I have no at World Gym is the grunters.

lmao i like the machine lurker lol

I saw that vid a couple weeks ago.  My fav part was "You tryin to make a jerk outta me?!?!"  Just don't watch the high school edition, which is one of the lamest videos I have ever seen.

Sometimes I fix my hair in the mirror when it gets all out of whack.  I guess I'm that guy...

yes you are nbs,

they forgot to add the 'over-enthusiastic spotter' who tries to help you with the weight every ten seconds.

My 5x5s as of November 2nd 2008.
Bench 150
Squat 150
Deadlift 175
Connelly's 5x5s as November 2nd 2008
Bench 115
Squat 145
Deadlift 165
BodybuildingNovice's 5x5 as November 2nd 2008
Squat 155lbs
Bench 155lbs
Deadlift 155l

...ya and they didnt seperately categorize that guy who thinks bounching 315 off his chest means he can bench 315... or the guy who thinks bending slightly at the knees with 315 on his traps means he can squat 315.

Btw... Im def a mirror flexing guy... At least I only do it in the locker room. Always spend 5-10 min after my workouts doing some isometrics and streches for whatever muscle group I worked... usually with no shirt on. Lol. Yup... mirror flexing guy = 100%ME

Age: 19
Weight: 165
Squat: 300 x 1
Bench: 245 x 1
Deadlift: 315 x 4
Powerclean: 185 x 1; 135 x 12

Watching my calves grow is like watching a pot of water come to a boil... 

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/megaman77/

I'm a mirror flexer in between sets. lol
I love the machine lurker, that made me crap myself laughing.

that was funny

they also forgot the "socialisers". the people who just hang out talking and taking up space.  These are the worst in the gym in my opinion.  the gym is for working out not talking about what u did last weekend, gtfo!

The machine lurker has to, by far, be the funniest one. One that they did forget to mention is the guy who works out in jeans and work boots. Another is the guy that comes in looking like he is dressed for the club while sporting sunglass.

"What is best in life?"
"To crush you enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women."
- Conan the Barbarian -

Forgot the guy doing benchpress everyday of the week and the guy doing every workout with horrible form i.e. back in a "c" shape when deadlifting.

But on a more serious note, has anyone ever been caught sightseeing?

I'm the guy at the gym asking you questions about weight lifting. Your the guy at the gym who tells me to take all these supplements to get big.

When youre as awesome looking as me not looking into the mirrors is impossible.