I paid through the nose for it, LOL
The secret to a long-lasting, even, and natural-looking fake bake is threefold:
- Patience (moderation)
- Aftercare (frequent exfoliation, constant hydration, etc)
- Persistence
I usually take a full month of sessions to spin up to a good "base" tan at my local salon. The first two weeks, I hit half the maximum time alternating between stimulating and bronzing beds (or stand up units), and I only go once every 48 hours. For the second two weeks, I bump it up to every 24 hours, and over the course of the second month, I ramp those visits up to the maximum time permitted. Like I said, it takes a lot of patience to be moderate about it. You can very easily bake yourself to a crispy bronze in less time than that, but the first year I did that I spent most of the time flaking and battling splotchy peeling blemishes.
I don't waste time with bronzing lotions either -they smell like a$$ and tend to develop pigmentation on a very shallow layer of the dermis that always ends up on your bath towels within a few days. Not to mention what it does to your bed linens.
Once you have a good rhythm going, you can drop back to twice or thrice weekly visits to top off. In fact, I'm due for a little sizzle this afternoon.
Outside the salon, it's all about SPF. Kinda silly to pay for fake sun and then pay even more to shield yourself from the real deal, but there ya go. For me, the tan is like any other aspect of the bodybuilding ethic -you build it under
controlled circumstances, so that upon presentation, it
looks like it comes naturally. And, as we all know, NOTHING in this game is left to chance.