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Chuck Norris Facts ! - 1/14/2006 11:44:42 PM
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Nic
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Funny as hell !
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RE: Chuck Norris Facts ! - 1/15/2006 6:57:05 AM
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veggeep
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I love these! My brother made up one of his own:
Chuck Norris' favorite drink is a warm glass of tears, shed by the mothers of all the opponents he has pummeled in the Octagon.
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RE: Chuck Norris Facts ! - 1/15/2006 8:32:11 AM
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Rob
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.
Thats great lol.
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RE: Chuck Norris Facts ! - 1/15/2006 11:56:17 PM
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coolmedel
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. i like this one
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RE: Chuck Norris Facts ! - 1/16/2006 2:26:40 AM
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Justincredible
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I'm soo going to buy one of those shirts!
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RE: Chuck Norris Facts ! - 1/17/2006 1:28:15 PM
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Eclipse23
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chuck norris doesnt sleep he waits, and the great wall of china was originially built to keep chuck norris out are my 2 favorite ones.
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RE: Chuck Norris Facts ! - 1/18/2006 3:36:23 PM
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coolmedel
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who ever came up with these had a lot of free time
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RE: Chuck Norris Facts ! - 1/18/2006 3:50:27 PM
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Justincredible
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Here's my top 5:
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
- In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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RE: Chuck Norris Facts ! - 1/18/2006 6:42:15 PM
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Vario
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My roommate's website (nerd) changed "chuck norris' to his name so that it was his facts. Pretty neat.
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