A Rant....

Just had to share this little story.......

Today I was at the gym, like any other sunday afternoon. When along came the 'couple' form hell!!! I can't stand these two...they act all serious and hardcore and really they are just morons....He wears his spandex pants and tank top and she wears her psandex pants and spsorts bra. They train together, and she 'spots' him...telling him to "push it" over and over...they come in and take over the weight room, they'll take over your bench if your not careful too. I fyou have to walk past them, they definately will NOT get out of the road...they challenge you to move for them....ugh!! I tell you, I'd like to just slug these two...she thinks she's all that and really she's not....I know, meow, lol, but it's true!! I've got a better physique than she does and I don't walk about as if I own the place or that the world has to move for me!! Hmmm, maybe I should, just kidding...it wouldn't be my nature. And him, he's just sooo gross. He's Mr. Mid-life Crisis with his younger g.f/wife...arrrrrrr!! They just drive me insane!!

That's it for my rant, for now......here's hoping these morons switch days/times/gyms!! Hell, let's just say hemispheres!

Oh every gym has em.. I've got a couple. This one guy I figured it was his daughter he was helping out, showing how to workout... but after a while.. I don't think that's his daughter. Kinda the mid-life crisis thing.

At the moment I'm pretty content with everybody in the gym. The usual annoying people don't show as much. And the one guy that annoys me.. I'm slowing telling him to beat it. Nothing like him giving me advice. He calls everybody "the kid" and when is the kid gonna take this advice or learn how to.. Learn how to what? Come in the gym the last 5 years and look exactly the same? No thanks. I swear, nothing for him has changed physique-wise in years.

Anyway, I feel the pain Shera. Totally.

Marc C. David - NGA CPT
Author of NoBull Bodybuilding
www.nobullbodybuilding.com

yeah thats usually what i do in the gym.

come in with my wife and strut around and boss people around.

wait no i dont, i got kicked out.

and im sixteen, so my wife doesn't want to go to the gym with me

THE MONKEY HAS SPOKEN!

Heh. That's why I work out at home, I can guarantee that I'm the only a-hole in the gym!

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In six months, what will your t-shirt say?

My training journal: Sweating with the toadies
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